The Punkass KID
It was one of those fall days most people would be shitting themselves over, like “Wow, can you believe how beautiful it is today for this time of year? It’s uncanny really.” Actually wait, anyone who would say something as stupid as that would know what the fuck uncanny means. It just annoyed the hell out of him, the way people tried tomake pleasantries. He probably...
Cars zoomed by the exit ramp in a callous kind of way. He was all but invisible. “Fuck it,” he said to no one in particular, “I gotta git the hell outta here. Fuckin suits!” Just as he exhaled this thought with a crescendo of gingivitis, a black SUV approached him pausing next to him while the stoplight was red. He readjusted his sign, this one always got the laughs. The man in the driver’s...